Mushrooms
Nutritious, but sometime slimy when cooked, so they’re on thin fucking ice.
Furbies
They made loud, random noises and have no off switch. Enough said
Anonymous asked:
What is Mordecai's opinion on bread?
whats-mordecais-opinion-on answered:
While the index of forbidden dressings and condiments is widely known, he also has a little-known list of his opinions on types of bread, the list is organized by ranking each bread on a scale that takes taste, texture, and the symmetry of each individual loaf into consideration, that is then averaged out and ranked on a scale from 1-5. Statistically speaking, sourdough is the winner 37.04% of the time, measured over a period of 6 months.
Yes, he has the ranking and winning percentage of each bread memorized. No, he will not take criticims on it. Do not ask him about hutzelbrot, it does not even rank.
i also didnt post this oops?
this is my idea for viktors eldest brother (theres no information on the ages names or anything of viktors brothers. we know he emigrated with them, thats it) i named him jakub and like to headcanon he carved viktor a chess set where the pawns are bears
big bro goals basically. hes chilled out 95% of the time. when viktor left his family behind when moving to st louis i think jakub was mostly sad and disappointed
if you ppl want me to like. make more abt him TELL ME I WILL DO IT PLEASE GOD
This is adorable!
Not a big fan of shipping Olimar with other characters like Louie and Brittany. Not bc I believe he's 100% straight or whatever (not that I care if he is or isn't). But because he has a wife and family which he loves and cares for very very much, like he would never cheat on his wife. He's like the most rational and normal Nintendo character ever and to think he would do this to them is so out of character. Also Louie is soooo aroace (to me at least)






















